numerator's definitions

msn messenger

An attempt to further dominate the cyber world by Microsoft.

Is msn messenger superior to the other IM's? No, but Bill Gates likes it.

by numerator May 2, 2005

wet dream

An erotic dream that culminates in an emmision of ejaculatory fluid. Often referred to as a nocturnal emmision. Also slang for any extremely pleasurable event.

Everything was great until they showed up. They could fuck up a wet dream!

by numerator April 30, 2005

Schwarzenegger

A hugely popular no-acting serial groper who used "hard work" and steroids to gain bodybuilding fame and a resultant career in crappy movies. Vaulted to the Governorship of Ca. by wedding Maria Shriver. Much shrewder and more intelligent than he might appear..

If you stay on the juice you could be the next Schwarzenegger

by numerator April 30, 2005

clutch

The assembly that engages and disengages a transmission. Performing successfully while under pressure. A group of baby birds. A ladies handbag. A grasp or hold.

Nice work with that clutch dumbass, that gear didn't need all those teeth anyway!

by numerator April 30, 2005

ak47

A weapon of remarkable simplicity and reliability. Though not as accurate as a Colt, it will continue to function effectively in adverse environmental conditions when others fail. Lightweight and user friendly, it is inexpensive and uses easily obtainable rounds. It's unique report identifies the user as a foe of U.S. forces.

That's an AK ; unfriendlies in the vicinity!!

by numerator April 30, 2005

thrush

An inexpensive high performance automotive muffler that provided a lessening of back pressure on the exhaust valve(s)of a gasoline engine and scant noise abatement. Uncanny in their ability to attract the attention of policemen. Now obsolete. Also a type of bird. Fly = Go fast.

Hey man, your Nova is cherry and sounds bad with those thrush on there...

by numerator April 30, 2005

stanky

A term used in place of stinky to describe female genetalia of particular pungency. Not necessarily derogatory due to the fact that odor often results from a female becoming sexually aroused. Usually used in conjunction with the noun "pussy".

I wouldn't mind gettin' some of that stanky pussy!

by numerator April 30, 2005