numerator's definitions

clutch

The assembly that engages and disengages a transmission. Performing successfully while under pressure. A group of baby birds. A ladies handbag. A grasp or hold.

Nice work with that clutch dumbass, that gear didn't need all those teeth anyway!

by numerator April 30, 2005

stanky

A term used in place of stinky to describe female genetalia of particular pungency. Not necessarily derogatory due to the fact that odor often results from a female becoming sexually aroused. Usually used in conjunction with the noun "pussy".

I wouldn't mind gettin' some of that stanky pussy!

by numerator April 30, 2005

Schwarzenegger

A hugely popular no-acting serial groper who used "hard work" and steroids to gain bodybuilding fame and a resultant career in crappy movies. Vaulted to the Governorship of Ca. by wedding Maria Shriver. Much shrewder and more intelligent than he might appear..

If you stay on the juice you could be the next Schwarzenegger

by numerator April 30, 2005

stick a fork in it

Exhausted, used up, finished. From meat that is fully cooked and ready to be handled with a fork.

That board is toast-stick a fork in it

by numerator May 2, 2005

wet dream

An erotic dream that culminates in an emmision of ejaculatory fluid. Often referred to as a nocturnal emmision. Also slang for any extremely pleasurable event.

Everything was great until they showed up. They could fuck up a wet dream!

by numerator April 30, 2005

msn messenger

An attempt to further dominate the cyber world by Microsoft.

Is msn messenger superior to the other IM's? No, but Bill Gates likes it.

by numerator May 2, 2005

cats ass

A person,thing or event to be held in high regard. From the meticulous treatment and devotional attention a feline bestowes on its hindquarters. Not in wide useage.

You look that good and can cook too? Damn if you ain't about the cats ass!

by numerator April 29, 2005