by drdicker69 June 8, 2010
Get the Short Dickmug. Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.
Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.
by wordshark May 21, 2008
Get the short-distancemug. by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018
Get the Starched Shortsmug. 1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.
2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.
2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.
by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011
Get the short-pourmug. by Cmplictd May 13, 2018
Get the short potatomug. Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?
by PistolG October 10, 2014
Get the Semen Shortsmug. Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.
by volvosupertech677 January 14, 2012
Get the Short Skinmug.