cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.

Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.

by Jabathahut May 14, 2016

audrey lanier

A snobby brat. cant no one stand her!!!!!

Mis. audrey Lanier is not a fun person to be around. Shes a snob.

by bigdoggsally March 30, 2017

std langer

A bitch

Oh there a Std langer

by Gotohell.420 October 3, 2017

ghost lantern

A cancerous-ass weapon that every noob uses

Nub: Hey u using ghost lantern?
Me: No
Nub: Why?

Me: Cuz I ain't retarded

by CG_Kozispoon December 10, 2017

to lander

To keep talking to random people while on drugs

Last night this guy was landering me at a party, he obviously took loads of MD. ( To lander, verb)

by Trippy pafkous January 19, 2018

Green lantern

This movie is gay so I wouldn't watch it if I was you, message from kingmordog of canada

The green lantern is so fucking gay

by Fuckuintheass May 17, 2018

Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo May 9, 2018