Flapjack

When a guy doesn’t want to take off his underwear to have sex so he pulls his penis out through the flap instead.

It’s so cold. Do you mind if I keep my briefs on?

No problem baby, gimme that flapjack.

by F00mp November 17, 2020

Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.

After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.

by Professor Know-A-Lotta March 9, 2021

flaperdoodle

jules is sexy

jules is such a flaperdoodle

by your bestie 🤔🤔 February 2, 2021

flap

to clap with your stomach flaps

omg that movie was so good at the end of the film everyone in the cinema flapped

by peepeepoopoomeeeeee March 22, 2021

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021

Flap House Fandango

A phenomenon experienced during rigorous exercise when oversized female genitalia begins slapping uncontrollably, creating an unexpectedly joyous and party like environment.

During a Zumba session at the Womens Guild Centre, the professional Lady caused a Flap House Fandango when the instructor played Cotton Eye Joe.

by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

Flapdoodle

Flapdoodle is a whimsical and endearing term that refers to nonsense or foolish talk, often characterized by its utter lack of substance and logical coherence. Imagine someone rambling on and on about something utterly trivial or absurd, and you've got yourself a hearty serving of flapdoodle. It's as if words are dancing aimlessly in a tornado of silliness, leaving you bewildered and amused all at once. This word is like a linguistic feather tickling your funny bone!

Usage Example 1: "I couldn't help but burst into laughter when Bob started spouting absolute flapdoodle about his pet rock being an intergalactic ambassador."

Usage Example 2: "The politician's speech was a masterclass in flapdoodle, as he promised to solve global warming with rubber ducks and bubblegum."

by dgassadf October 11, 2023