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Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021

The sexual act of having mouldy bread pushed into ones rectum.

Sally and I had a fantastic hovising session last night.

by The haggis Fister February 01, 2021