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Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?
When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.
by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021

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The sexual act of having mouldy bread pushed into ones rectum.
Sally and I had a fantastic hovising session last night.
by The haggis Fister February 01, 2021

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