eejit features

Scottish Slang for idiot

The boy drapt the box, "Agh, gee it here's eejit features!" Sighed the man

by Chloebelle February 14, 2017

Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be

The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug

by FulliA November 9, 2017

Killer feature

A really awesome feature that makes a product stand out from the competitor's products.

A killer feature of PureTools. This ingenious device is three products in one.

by PureKnowldege December 27, 2017

The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.

Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.

by Con1ron May 7, 2018

Rustle feathers

To rustle (subject)’s feathers is to get under their skin to the point of annoyance, where anger directed or misdirected is taken out on the Rustler, friends, or family.

Nick: You know, you (start rustling subject)...
Kenji: God dammt! (Response rant). Why you gotta start shit like that?
Nick: Calm bro, just try to rustle feathers!

by ShadowedShooter July 4, 2018

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

Anti-features

When a company removes features and markets it as innovation.

By retaining the same look and recycling design, we're introducing new anti-features, by reducing even more features than last year, and introducing even more premium pricing, we are bringing the latest innovation to the masses.

-Tim Apple

by Lewd1 July 20, 2019