Ejiro

A christian name from Nigeria, often followed by Oghene, put together translates as Praise God. Ejiro is very charming and sweet and very attractive. However, he always has to have his own way and is incapable of rational adult discussion about any problems that come between you and will argue just for the sake of it and call you names that make no sense or sulk and completely ignore you. He really likes chilli peppers and ovaltine and hates bad smells.

Person: if you sleep in the dark you are a witch
other person: you must be an Ejiro

by wifeofejiro February 7, 2010

Ejeet

Person of lower intellectual abilities. A fool.
Used as a colloquial term in Ireland.

Look at that ejeet chasing the ducks.

by Zam Bion April 8, 2003

ejeetor

eleet + ejaculate == ejeetor

my gf is ejeetor

by grifpie February 8, 2003

ejacwich

When you bite into a thick sandwich and the fixings within the sandwich protrude and spill out from the bread.

She took a bite of her tuna melt and ejacwiched all over her salad which was adjacent her fries.

by samdiego October 28, 2009

Ejactastic

ejactastic

A describing word used for an object or item so awesome it makes you instantly ejaculate.

whoa, those shoes are ejactastic .

chuck norris is ejactastic.

by Tom Hollingsworth May 25, 2010

Ejacurbating

Using the cum of your partner as lubrication for masturbation.

I found ejacurbating better than masturbating.

by EpicMuffinWIN January 3, 2011

ejaction seat

The seat that you masturbate in.

Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.

by brostradamusmandudechill March 3, 2011