epic paradox

complete mind fuck, if you think about it for two long your brain will explode!

The next sentence is a lie. The last sentence was true.
Epic paradox!

I am a good driver. I am an asian woman.
Epic Paradox!

by bearded_wonder22 October 4, 2010

Epic Oregon Fail

Similar to Oregon Fail, an Epic Oregon Fail is any event that kills your entire party. These include a particularly nasty wagon wreck while trying to cross a river, or everyone dying before you reach the second outpost.

My entire party drowned in the first river? EPIC Oregon Fail!

by sp33do January 13, 2009

Epic Masterfail

A fail among fails, the failiest fail in all failness. Epic masterfails can only be executed by an accomplished failure, and usually results in shame, injury, humiliation, death, dismemberment, stds, ect. Epic Masterfails are something usually only witnessed once in a lifetime, so if you see one be sure to tell EVERYONE about it, because you'll never see another.

"Yo dawg George Bush's presidency was such an Epic Masterfail n shit."

by MackMrOrange April 25, 2009

Epic Noob

Like a noob, except even more annoying

"wtf, that noob just killed me in CoD4 and were on the same team. What an epic noob"

by biker9075 December 26, 2008

epic losers

The phrase originally came from www.EpicLosers.com meaning the lowest form of the Loser you can think off, sometimes it is compared to Epic Fail. The blog itself posts Collection of Epic Fail, Pownd, Owned, LOLDogs and LOLCats Pictures and Videos.

Why are this epic losers even trying?
Look that this epic losers!

by Alex Fail April 25, 2009

Epic Battle

An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.

Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.

by Woodcock Johnson December 28, 2009

epic sketch

An unusually large display of sketchy behavior. This involves awkwardly stalking others on a repeated basis, or any repeated sketchy conduct.

Wow, that was an epic sketch.

Wow, he's an epic sketch.

by spazattack674 February 18, 2009