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Dookie

Hold up Yo, I gots to dookie
by chingylee November 18, 2004
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Dookie

Advernounjective

Officially it is poop or the act of a bowel movement, but it is also popularly used as an expletive, or any other verb, noun, or word. Best said whilst acting retarded with a retarded voice. Generally followed by "I wuv U" and a hugging gesture, also acted out retardedly.
Dookie!! (Hello)
Dookie! (Ouch)
Dookie (Shut the hell up)
Dookie (I'm Thirsty)
Aaron why do you have that constipated look on your face? You look like you need to take a Dookie.
by Mike January 3, 2004
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dookie dog

1. Blasting a dookie(usually taking the form of explosive diarrhea) on a man's penis, then eating it off.

2. Accidentally releasing your bowels onto your partner's genetalia during sex.
Dwanda gave me a wicked dookie dog last night.
by Grand Master Funkalicious October 3, 2004
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dooka dooka dooka

coolest three words every that can be said in sequence the only thing that comes close is gobble gobble gobble and ho ho ho...it means super dooper cool
Adam:i wish i was as cool as jake
Jake: oh yeah i am pretty dooka dooka dooka
Adam:ur sooo cool
by Leiby July 22, 2007
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Dook

A hook upon which crispy, shiny de-feathered ducks are hung upon. There is usually an assortment of tapesty things underneath the dooks.
Proud Chef placed the last de-feathered beast upon his shiny dook. The ultra clear glass of the duckdow reflected the luminous orange glow of the crispy ducks that only yesterday were swimming in a pond.
by mfseed October 6, 2010
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Brazilian Doorknob

When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.
I love to perform the Brazilian Doorknob.
by scorallys January 18, 2010
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dookie drawers

1. Poo in your pants.

2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.
1. Oops, I ate too many onion rings and now I gots me a case of dookey drawers.

2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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