doork

One who pushes a door clearly marked "push" or vice versa

Doork is a sniglet by Rich Hall

"Why won't this damn door open, ahh crap I pulled when it clearly said push, I am such a doork"

by KernelSandirs July 28, 2004

Doork

Person that pulls on a door that says push or vise versa.

While pushing on the door to get in I notice the sign said to push. I am such a doork!

by Raymann May 10, 2015

Doork-Knob

A person who does not like a movie that the person in question loves. ESPECIALLY, Pirates of the Carribean 3.

"OMG, you're such a doork-knob. You dont like POTC3!!!"

OR

"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"

by OMGAM January 8, 2009

Glock dookie

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

dookie water

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).

"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"

by kno gud June 28, 2015

a doorknob dicker

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014