Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

Virginia Peanut Butter

A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.

I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!

by mrvirginpeantubutter September 17, 2021

West Virginia

A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

by pr0fes0rka0s November 26, 2021

West Virginia

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong

West Virginia
Mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

by a random person on Earth July 12, 2020

Virginia

A place in the middle of the United States of America, with both rich countrysides and major technological and wealthy cities. Recommended areas for living would be the D.C area, including Fairfax County and other northern Virginian places. If you want to grow land or farm, the south of Virginia is very pleasing. The north is mostly for government officials, office workers, ETC, while the south is more agricultural and rural. Richmond is kind of a shithole.
ALEXANDRIA 4 LIFE!

Guy: Hey, where should I move to?

Girl: Virginia, of course! It’s a good state.

Guy: Cool, do I go to Richmond-

Girl: (Starts levitating and emitting a fiery aura) NO.

by Virginiamayormaynotbesussy September 24, 2021

Virginia Seagulls

The Virginia seagulls are a professional college football team in the VFD ( Virginia Football Division ) They have won their Division in 2013, and 2014. Their head coach is Drake Alexander. Est. 1989

"The Virginia seagulls are the best"

by vfd11 April 19, 2018

Virginia/Vicky

She's an average height girl with a terrible attitude. She's complain about everything, and if you just so sadly happen to be related to a Virginia/Vicky then watch out because shits aboit to go down. If you trigger her in any way possible consider yourself dead in less than a millisecond. She can be very funny at times, but only if she trusts you.

Example#1

Virginia/Vicky: SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Poor sibling: Mom! Virginia/Vicky is on with it again!

by Imsorrybutdontgrtoffended December 11, 2018