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twitter is terrible

twitter is literally terrible, they cancel everyone for no reason, especially members from the dream smp
- hey, i heard dream got cancelled again, why?

- twitter is terrible

- understandable
by faytzh June 10, 2021
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Football Twitter

A subsection of twitter where people tweet only about football/soccer. Well... sort of. Whenever people disagree with each other, they "dox" each other, but the "dox" is just calling them some sort of Indian name and the leaked location is always "the slums of insert Indian/Bangladeshi city here, e.g. Mumbai, Chittagong, Jaipur." Everyone spreads positive propaganda about their favorite players and hide any reply that criticizes them. They have the funniest roasts. It isn't bad, but Youngboy twitter is better.
Football Twitter account 1: *propaganda about Ronaldo*
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking
by PayolaLover69 October 8, 2022
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twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"
by smh yea May 14, 2014
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twitter lesbian

a girl who keeps identifying as a lesbian on social media, posting about wanting to have a girlfriend to get clout and sympathy likes, until she finds a boyfriend and everything is dimissed
person A: wasn't clary a lesbian? why is she tweeting about having a boyfriend now
person B: oh it's cause she's a twitter lesbian, saying she's a lesbian only cause it seemed more cool and oppressed than being bi or straight
by johnny4fears February 2, 2020
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Twitter swarm

n. a large, dense group of twitter users and/or bots who gather around a twitter target.

v. to move in large numbers to crowd, overrun, and target a twitter user's tweets and profile to chastise, abuse, and tweet at them for real or perceived wrong action(s), ideas, or attention.

v. the act of moving as a swarm or flocking to someone's twitter account to tweet mean things at them.
"The dude was wrong. So we Twitter swarmed him".

"Ed Sheeran was twitter swarmed by Game of Thrones fans who were unhappy with his cameo. He quit Twitter."
by MTL DeSweetie July 20, 2017
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twitter fright

The fear that your tweet isn't worthy of sending
I was about to tweet about what I had for breakfast but I ended up getting twitter fright
by nocando August 2, 2012
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twitter effect

Robbie: "u should add 'the twitter effect' to urban dictionary w/ this explanation"
it's like the twitter effect, a GIF of a hipster game gets a million retweets in indie circles and when it releases it get zero sales
by anonymous December 3, 2020
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