Sittin' On a Toilet

SITTIN' ON A TOILET!

- Spider & Shadow

Guess What

Sittin' on a toilet!

by SittingOnaToilet August 2, 2014

Halva's toilet

idk tbh
halva has a nice toilet
better than schrodingers cat

I'm gonna crap in Halva's toilet.

by bumm bummm May 2, 2020

Two Dudes One Toilet

When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.

"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.

by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021

done been shrunk little toilet

"done been shrunk little toilet" means that you've been caught.

"you've done been shrunk little toilet!!" "...what?" "i caught you dumbass, lol."

by apologiaz May 5, 2022

shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

by Loco in London June 14, 2015

toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.

1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.

by Toileteer February 17, 2007

Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.

Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.

by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004