Truth bender

A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.

Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.

by NikkiP May 28, 2011

beef teeth

a person with big front teeth

"thas got beef teeth thy as" said jimmy the yorkshireman

by ted sheckler. February 23, 2011

Trump-Truth

A statement made by President Trump which he says with conviction, like it's completely true, but it's obviously bullshit to anyone with two eyes and a brain.

"President Trump said that Schumer agreed to 25 billion for the wall."

"That was a Trump-Truth. Schumer did no such thing."

by mostlycarbonite January 27, 2018

two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

That 56" High Def Tv Is My Two Front Teeth!

by Tim Godsil December 24, 2007

west side teeth

When your four front teeth are so jacked they look like the westside hand sign. Where your middle and ring finger are crossed and your index and pinky finger are stretched as far apart as they can be, simulating a "W"

Bro, check that bitch with the "west side teeth." She makes the word beaver mean small mammal that cuts down trees with it's teeth again!!!

by Lucky January 20, 2004

Day of Ultimate Truth

The Day of Ultimate Truth is a holiday on May 7th celebrating Odinism. It is also a day of revealing the truth of the Christian conspiracy to cover up Odinism in an attempt to suppress this religion of kings. It is usually celebrated via proselytizing and informing the general public of the reality of Odinism and the Christian conspiracy against it.

Odinist: Hello there, have you heard of Odinsim?

Oppressed Member of the Future Odinist Proleteriat: No, what is it?

Odinist: The religion of kings, it has been suppressed through the ages because the Christian big wigs did not wish it to spread. Today is the Day of Ultimate Truth, a day dedicated to telling people about it. Would you like a pamphlet?

by Odinist Reverend Frank May 21, 2007

like brushing my teeth with a rat

To give a lady friend oral pleasure when said lady friend has unkempt pubic hair.

"Dude, I went down on her last night, was like brushing my teeth with a rat."

by rob13423rhjfgj April 16, 2009