Take A Smokey

to take a HUGE crap!!

As in the movie "Friday" when smokey had to take a huge crap but he couldn't find a place to do it, so he went on the side of the house.

"mayne them beans messed my stomach up! i need to take a smokey!"

by ATXchick August 20, 2009

Take that Taylor

A phrase that should be used on any girl who pretends to be all sweet and innocent and a teenager, but is actually old and lame and probably way self-centered like Taylor Swift, when a guy pops a load on her face, betrays her, or upgrades to a girl who is nice and has an actual personality, or wears non-grandma bathing suits. You can probably use that phrase on Carly Rae Jepson too, because she's like 34, but "take that Carly rae Jepson" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

After giving that pretentious tart Britney a facial, Jim yelled "Take that Taylor!" left her alone on her knees in the parking lot, and proudly moved on to a girl who actually mattered.

by Tofurkey August 30, 2013

take a sickie

Australian slang to take the day off sick from work or school when you're perfectly healthy

"I had to take a sickie"
"I let my daughter take a sickie so she could finish her homework."

by Tiny Cooper September 10, 2016

Take her to Poletown

Take her to Poletown is a way for a guy to tell someone that they are going to have sex with a certain woman. It may be mistaken by the more naïve person (even the woman herself) as a reference to the Polish district of a large city but that is just a guy's way of letting another know (wink, wink) that sometime in the near future his dick's going to be wearing her Va-jay-jay sweater.

Cal: Hey, Frankie. I got a date this Friday with Paulette.

Frankie: Damn! She is so freakin’ hot!

Cal: Yeah. Guaranteed, man, Within two weeks I’m going to take her to Poletown!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

take a hike mike

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.

Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.

by Xeals June 25, 2017

take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017