squirrel

Evil creatures that will help me take over the world.

go squirrel army, go!!!!

by Blagz May 17, 2006

Squirrel

A scampering piece of ass. Often found in college bars or malls. An attention getting, fast moving chick that needs to be pounced. Often seen wearing pony-tails, short shorts, and Ugg boots.

"I'm trying to catch a little squirrel in here tonight." or "Hey, there's a lot of young squirrel in the food court today."

by Spidertactics April 8, 2010

Texan Squirrel Dip

when you are vaginally t-bagging a girl, while having anal sex with her.

I really need to find a girl so i can give her a texan squirrel dip.

by [Def]-Sean M [Word]-Richard W January 30, 2009

squirrel tag

A game that involves 3 or more people a group of friends run around like idiots and try and tag a squirrel. Very simple rules:

1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues

Doctor: Im sorry, but you seem to have caught rabies. Thats why squirrel tag is bad
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::

by Vulg4r November 10, 2006

The Squirrel

The Action Of inserting your nuts in a girls vagina while fucking.

I can belive tom gave the girl The Squirrel

by Joey252life January 10, 2008

Squirrel Brains

Alternative name for testicles.

I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!

by Skott December 12, 2004

squirreled

Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY

"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"

by M. Hermann June 1, 2005