Speider

Norwegian word for scout, or tracker.

Also, modern slang for hunter of opposite sex, and nickname for persons percieved as 'hunting big game' e.g. having a larger number ofsexual partners than what is regurarly percieved as normal.

Also used for persons with percieved large 'hunting spear'

Major: "General, I believe the enemy has a Speider in the woods, surveying us!"

Also:

Guy 1: That dude has different women leaving his home every morning.
Guy 2: Yeah. He's Speider.

by Chibichibi83 May 1, 2011

Spider Panther

A mercenary female who targets and tries to seduce men who can help her career, regardless of whether they are attached or not. Often pretends to be 'one of the boys', e.g. drinks pints, claims to like extreme sports, etc.,

Predatory like a panther, she spins a web of suitable lies to catch them, bleeds them dry of information and contacts, then devours them like a Black Widow spider.

Will most likely pick an older man who will be flattered and easily fooled. Like a panther but more calculating, creepy and scary like a spider.

1. That wannabe actress was all over that movie star right in front of his wife, what a spider panther!

2. The girl's a total spider panther, hanging around bars where celebrities hang out in the hope of snaring one stupid enough to help her get a break in showbiz.

by Zarachnophobe July 8, 2011

spider

a person could get called a spider if there are a fake friend that will bite u basically they will stab u in the back could attack u watch ur back around people like that

spider a animal

by hotman876 October 3, 2017

Spider

Australia.

Where do Spiders come from? They're located in Australia.

by CaptainTay August 26, 2021

shouting spider

(noun, chiefly Brit., vulg., commonly prefaced with the definite article: ie., the shouting spider; metaphor referring to the many-legged appearance of the 'spider' in question, and its occasional tendency to 'shout'). The anus.

I had a mutton vindaloo on Friday night. On Saturday morning, my shouting spider was crying out in agony.

by Just_Tom September 21, 2009

cave spider

A dark blue spider that spawns within abandoned mineshafts. Cave spiders have 12 health (6 hearts) and do light damage (1-3) plus 5-10 seconds of poison damage which can be deadly. They are smaller than regular spiders, allowing them to go through 1x1 holes. When in combat, it's best to use a stone or above level sword to defeat them. The enchantment "Bane of Arthropods" is very useful since it does extra damage to spiders. It's best to keep milk aswell to clear out the poison. When cave spiders die, they drop string and spider eyes

cave spider

by Mallow445 November 27, 2013

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals October 1, 2016