Slap the mayonnaise

1. When a woman slaps her clitoris during the act of masturbation. Examples can be found in a variety of pornographic films, including (but not limited to) CLAM SLAPPERS volumes 1-62, DIVING IN OYSTERS volume 6, and DADDY, DON'T! volume 16. This move was popularized by Nina Hartley in the 1983 film, PINK CANOE. 2. When a male reaches an orgasm of prodigious proportions. For examples, see any Peter North film. 3. Preparing a sandwich with mayonnaise. 4. The act of patting one's head and belly at the same time. Considered impossible by some, there have been several people throughout the years who have been able to accomplish this feat. According to old world legends, those who are capable of this also possess the ability to see the future and to control the thoughts of minor mammals. 5. An all-purpose phrase that can be applied to any questionable action. RELATED FACTS: When this phrase is used, it is not uncommon to accompany it with a gesture familiar to those who have seen THE KARATE KID. Both arms are swept across one's chest in unison, back and forth in a slapping gesture.

1. "Dude! Look at her slap the mayonnaise!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"

by Tusitala July 29, 2009

slap the leprechaun

to get really high; super baked off your ass; to have smoked so much marijuana that you in fact believe you're slapping a leprechaun everytime you take a hit.

slapping the leprechaun in the face would mean you have the first hit.
slapping the leprechaun in the stomach or chest would be taking hits in between the first and last
slapping the leprechaun in the butt would mean taking the last hit of that bowl, joint, or device you're using to smoke out of.

-hey, let's "slap the leprechaun" tonight
-i'm so down!

-aye waadddup
-nothin much, just slapping the leprechaun

by 3LEMONS December 13, 2010

Slap the Porpoise

Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise".

"Slap the porpoise! hard! now chug!"

by Angie Ginandcola April 11, 2010

slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

slap shot

When recieving head, you pull out before you bust and slap the bitch across the face with your hard cock then blow a load in her face.

So I was getting dome and then I gave her the slap shot to finish off.

by C Ster March 9, 2008

slap-dick

usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..

John: "hey baby, do have a mirror in your pocket?"

Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."

by Ikaika November 24, 2006

Slap Johnson

a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.

"Slap My Johnson"
"iam gona slap your johnson"

by Cursive March 5, 2005