semen

Male Ejaculate.

Excuse me Reverend, I have semen in my butt

by Charles Pratt August 18, 2010

Semen Spells

The act of casting spells on somebody using ejaculation from the penis. Often, people dress up as wizards and witches and engage on casting semen spells on each other. The effect of a semen spell to the face can result in blindness/blurred vision, seeing white spots, or having a weird taste in your mouth. If a semen spell is casted upon a female's vagina, this can and will cause pregnancy. BE WARNED: You MUST be experienced before casting semen spells on others, they can be very messy, and dangerous.

Whoa, he just launched some crazy semen spells all over that ho', that's one experienced wizard!

by DANKNISS January 8, 2012

Semeniology

A religion whose beliefs include the holiness of sperm. According to the holy book, Garuta, all specimens of sperm are manifestations of the Holy Ghost of Xmas Past. In practice, members of Semeniology travel the world, spilling their sperm across the entire earth so that their god, Xelsior, may be inherent in all things.

I went to a Semeniology seminar last week, man were those guys insightful!

by lostterminal April 23, 2006

Semen spice

Semen used as a spice on foodserved in some 24/7 orgies and gay bars ect. it has a sour flavor.
It is often served fresh because it has a tendency to dry and clog up the despencer.
You are usully offered a choice of food made with it or without it.
It is known that semen is rich in vitamins and proteins ect.

Will you have semen spice on that?

by Deep blue 2012 December 5, 2009

semanter

Someone who coined a term or gave a known word a new meaning.

Who came up with the idea of naming internet services as being in the cloud? Joe, the semanter.

by CaptainData August 18, 2011

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Semen Demon

When you nut but miss your target and the nut flies across the room never to be found again, probably consumed by the Semen Demon

I accidentally nutted on my floor and couldn't find it to clean it up. I think the semen demon took it.

by K-91 September 6, 2020