Semeniology

A religion whose beliefs include the holiness of sperm. According to the holy book, Garuta, all specimens of sperm are manifestations of the Holy Ghost of Xmas Past. In practice, members of Semeniology travel the world, spilling their sperm across the entire earth so that their god, Xelsior, may be inherent in all things.

I went to a Semeniology seminar last week, man were those guys insightful!

by lostterminal April 23, 2006

semenology

The practice of mixing semen into cocktails. Cocktail favorites such as Mexican cumslide.

Just reading the recipe for watermelon gin jizz and it says 1-2tsp fresh semen. Yeah mate it's from the bartender's handbook of semenology. It's all about making the most of cum

by New ways December 8, 2013

smeniologist

-a doctor for the snowman race
-one who treats alements of snowmen

"You're a gynecologist, well I'm a smeniologist so hah!"

"I'm going to kick the head off your snowman. Then he'll get neckitus, inflamation of the neck, because the head is gone! Soon the neck will get so big that it will look just like the head. I know this because i myself am a smeniologist."

by Edizzlitouse February 22, 2008

Sementologist

A person who is gay

or a slutty women.

Ur sementologist .U ve got ya masters in Sementology .

by Jewcrab September 6, 2016