PLAT

Peace, Love, And, Tits.

All we want is PLAT..
Alright hun TTYL, PLAT.

by Do0sh March 15, 2011

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Hairy Platypus

When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.

Before I shaved my biker beard, I gave a hooker a Hairy Platypus in a grungy motel.

by platCHypus November 23, 2009

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Platano

Used to describe a Dominicans dick since they are pretty well known for the "big cocks" or "mandingos"

"Damn ashley, you know Moisse has a platano?"

by kristin April 5, 2005

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platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Negro platypussy, git r done?"

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

by Sneezy Hallow January 10, 2009

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Josh is very stupid and is the WORST science table partner you can have. EVER. he breaks up with you on hyour birthday, and is just an overall dick. I will high five him someday. in the face. with a chair. he thinks he is gangster, but he isnt. and he probably doesnt even know how to spell the word 'Josh"...yeah.

Josh: Hey.
Maddie: CONNIPTIONS YOU GIVE ME CONNIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are such a platypus mcmuffin for brains!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT!!! WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT!!!??? UGHHHHHH GO DIE!!!! alright, Bliss, off to lunch :)

by conniption queen :))))) December 31, 2011

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parry the platypus

A cute, cuddly and possibly furry platypus that is an undercover spy while being some kids pet on the side! cool, right? ☺ but parry gets better ...... HE CAN SPEAK HUMAN! ...... parry the platypuseseseses are an endangered species - if you see one, call 1-800-PARRY-PLATYPUS ... for a picture, go to google images, type in parry the platypus! They are sooooo cool!

SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺

Bob: I want a really rare pet .... what do you have?

Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!

Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!

Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!

Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!

by parry the platypus Jr April 10, 2010

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