Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

muff head

anyone with hair on their head the resembles a muff

usually chubby too

man look at that muff head go!

by chimpy pete February 3, 2007

Muff Diver

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex

Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver

by CoReY f August 8, 2006

Muff cabbage

Assuming that a muffin top is when a womans fat spills over her tight jeans, muff is referring to something of-putting towards a woman.

Also cabbage just sounds like a reference to the vagina area

So muff cabbage is either a massive vagina (like a camel toe), or a really stank ass nasty vag, with so much syphilis and pus oozing out of it it has the appearance of cabbage

You are muff cabbage!!

I pulled of her panties and instead of a beautiful pussy i find a muff cabbage!!

by thomasthemountainman October 17, 2010

muff diver

a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"

julie likes muff, bloody muff diver

by Shaun Elgar January 14, 2008

Muff Cabbage

A bad tasting vagina. slang for a sour unpleasant tasting vagina.

I went to give her oral and she had muff cabbage.

by answersinc. October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

congealed semen or vaginal mucus in a person's pubic hair which typically peels off in leafy shapes

The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.

by UtterlyInept October 14, 2012