Definitions by UtterlyInept

muff cabbage 

congealed semen or vaginal mucus in a person's pubic hair which typically peels off in leafy shapes

The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.

muff cabbage by UtterlyInept October 14, 2012