Jake Paul

A self righteous cunt that lives in California

"Man, don't be a Jake Paul. We all know how it feels" - Team 10

by xGhastly27 August 4, 2017

Jake Paul

The act of disturbing neighbors and being a nuisance to the people around you.

Wow, Jake Paul was seriously acting immature again isn't he 20?

by Kikiwall July 22, 2017

Jake

An absolutly perfect guy. He is funny, adorable, smart, and caring. His smile is contagious. He can make anybody laugh. He has beautiful eyes that captivate everyone. He is amazing!

Jake is my soul mate; we are going to go to college together and get married and have children togther. We will have the perfect life together.

by TheQueen June 21, 2012

the Jake and Gordy experience

two cool kids in my english class who made up a band and everyone thinks it is funny. rock on guys

the jake and gordy experience is the bese pseudo-band ever

by j-rob mad fresh June 18, 2010

jakehammer

When you plow a hoochie extremely hard in a rough aggressive fashion, repeatedly and fast.....The key also lies in making sure the hoochie walks funny for a few days after...Usually executed by someone named jake.

Hey baby , im sorry your legs hurt, thats what happens when you get the jakehammer.....

ex.2 Kyle: Hey Jake why is your hoochie walkin funny?

Jake: Gave her the Jakehammer, you know how it is, the jakehammer always rocks their world.....

Peter: Rock and Roll
Dylan: Simpson Road

by jake420123 January 5, 2008

Jakeisma

A special brand of charisma characterized by spoken sexual interest, heavy comedy, overwhelming sexual innuendo, and an infallible ability to pick from a group of women the one who is most susceptible to this form of seduction.

Most often, Jakeisma is not noticeable from within its throes, merely afterward. This is due to the continuous laughter and heightened sexual interest in the female. In the male, it is most often because he is checking out her friend, too.

Both parties, usually after sex or upon waking in the morning, find themselves somewhat puzzled as to how they either managed to pull that shit off, or why they were so attracted to such a prick bastard.

Male witnesses to Jakeisma in its practice oftentimes find themselves sending text messages to their friends espousing what a bastard this guy is, or shaking their heads and taking notes.

Females who witness Jakeisma in action, when asked, report they oftentimes find themselves wondering when it will be their turn.

"You have got a way with strippers, Jake. Hell, just with women, really." - Witness of Jakeisma in action in a strip club.

"You're the only guy I've ever been jealous of but not hated, Jake. It's like charisma, but not quite. I'll call it Jakeisma." - Anonymous friend giving name to the phenomenon.

"I don't know why I like you, I just do, Jake. When can I see you again?" Woman after falling prey to Jakeisma.

by Jacob Houpt May 9, 2008

Jakeing out

The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.

Fuck that guy, he's Jakeing out!

by Krispee Kranberry Sauce July 14, 2009