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MC Hammer 

(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)
I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?
MC Hammer by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004

slag hammer

the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners
'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'
slag hammer by das jon July 30, 2006

Grammar Hammer 

A popular club in many high schools around the North West of England where students can get help with any aspect of English that they are finding a problem.
Having a problem with English? Why not go to Grammar Hammer?

The Akron Hammer 

A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.
"I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer"
The Akron Hammer by Zak Keasey December 30, 2009

Fart Hammer 

The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex.
I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer.
Fart Hammer by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004

Oily hammer 

Sexual move in which a male pulls out his penis after anal sex and performs a mushroom stamp (hammers dick on partner's forehead) leaving an oily stamp.
JJ: Dude what's the deal with joey's forehead?
Adrian: oh he got an oily hammer from jackson last night.
Oily hammer by blizard29 May 8, 2009