God

Santa Clause for adults.

Atheist: I broke my leg.

Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!

Atheist: Tha fuck?

by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016

God

Look up

Bro I’m the air it’s god

by @coolchrisd16 November 30, 2019

God

The creator and ruler of the universe.

I believe in God.

by pinkpearl February 23, 2017

God

An imaginary creature that human being make up so they have something to keep them alive

"god"

by Angel Herrington May 28, 2016

God

Shrek

Person 1: who is god?
Person 2 : shrek is god

by Yourlocalenby March 25, 2021

God

A folk-lore hero who people believe in because there was a fairy tale written about him called The Bible. He ended up causing hatred and war (Holocaust, hating gays for no reason)

He also blocks peoples minds from learning true scientific facts. If you're smart, don't believe in this guy.

John believed in god so he hates innocent people. His mind has been blocked from science.

by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013

God

God was popular slang among 90’s New York rappers. It meant the same thing as “man”, “son”, or “nigga”, but was based in the religious views of the Five-Percenter Nation an afro-centric religious group founded in New York

Bang
Yo Nas,
Yo what the fuck is this bullshit on the radio son?

Nas
Chill, Chill that the shit God, chill.

by Bang187 October 18, 2011