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Five star

When you hit someone rlly hard and your handprint shows up on their skin
Did u see me give him a five star!?
by m-money May 22, 2016
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Five to Two

A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club.
Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>
by Chewiee May 14, 2003
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Five Pounds

Its when you rush to the bathroom after eating greasy mexican food that gives you bubble guts. Its the weight of the package you are about to drop off as soon as your ass meets toilet seat.
Where is Fernando?
He went to make a five pounds.
Damn mexican food.
by Morbidcorey May 30, 2011
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Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount
I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy
by Rihanyce November 26, 2011
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Five play

Foreplay leads up to eventually having sex, however five play often does not. Five play is when a man inserts all 5 of his fingers into a woman's vaginal cavity and then separates each finger from one another. There aren't too many men that could fill such a large hole while having sex. When this is done sexually it is often followed by some form of a humiliating act such as a golden shower, or dirty sanchez. This practice does serve useful when prepping a woman to smuggle large packages of narcotics into other countries.
Last night Jenny and I fooled around, and it turned into five play. I nearly lost my watch, so I left her with a dirty sanchez so she could be as disgusted as I was.
by fartwhisperer July 19, 2010
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five to ten

n. What Martha's looking at.
Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.
by D'emon November 26, 2002
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five-up

To spend an entire night together and not miss a single high-five.

Comes from the idea that people spending time together will have fun and give each other high fives. Since the geek culture boom in the 80's, it's become much easier for a high-five to miss. If one avoids this tragic accident of pop culture, one has been said to be "five-up."
There was a minute there when I thought Brad was going to miss my hand, but he made it, so we were five-up.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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