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Its when you rush to the bathroom after eating greasy mexican food that gives you bubble guts. Its the weight of the package you are about to drop off as soon as your ass meets toilet seat.
Where is Fernando?
He went to make a five pounds.
Damn mexican food.
by Morbidcorey May 05, 2011
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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