destretch

to shrink

if elastagirl can stretch do you think she can destretch?

by GodHatesKai January 12, 2021

Desto

A girl that seems shy when you first meet her, but is actually observant. Once she feels comfortable with you she turns into a crazy, funny and passionate girl. She loves and trusts deeply, but not blindly. She’s a social loner & loves to travel. She’s her worst enemy & critic because she only competes with her self. Love & lust is not enough she is a sapiosexual & thrives off of growth & intelligence . Amazingly beautiful & gifted there’s no end to her ambitions.

Desto is such a loyal soul.

by Bluebuddascotch November 22, 2021

Destoroyah

the baddest nemesis aside from king ghidorah. Destoroyah was born when the oxygen destroyer from Godzilla 1954, infected a bunch of crustaceans originating from the Cambrian, pissing them off and allowing them to progressively get bigger and meaner the more they combined until they became Satan itself and killed Godzilla junior, only to be whooped by Godzilla and frozen by the jsdf, killing the creature in its entirety.

Destoroyah's abilities include the oxygen ray "a purple death laser that hurt the big G himself", a samurai sword horn "which could make swiss cheese out of anything that it touched", energy absorbing "where it stabbed stuff with its tail and got stronger ",and changing changing forms "allowing it to change from a shrimp, to a demon crab, to a bigger demon crab with spears, to a legless flying red bat with the perfect forms face, to a big satanic knock off that made the main characters shit themselves."

its on screen appearance was in the 1995 film, Godzilla vs Destoroyah, the kid series Godzilla island where it was an action figure, and it has made numerous comic appearances including Godzilla rulers of earth, Godzilla legends "where Anguirus of all things made it its bitch", Godzilla cataclysm ,and Godzilla in hell.

"its Destoroyah! not destroyer, Destoroyah. good lord at least seventeen people got that wrong today."

by mechamiles44 March 13, 2022

Destr2000

It is used to define a bad player and a severe lack of skill

Wow dude, you play just like Destr2000. My blind, deaf, dead grandma plays better than that

by N u l l [ 0 ] May 10, 2022

spinal destruction

A brutal move in wrestling where the wrestler slams the opponent onto the floor of the ring bruising or sometimes damaging the spine.

Rick Redd just did his first spinal destruction!

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

The Destructo Disk

Take a dish or plate, piss on it, freeze the plate then when the plate is frozen take it an slide it under a victim's bedroom door in the late hours. The room temperature will do the rest.

1: My roommate slide a The Destructo Disk under my door last night. My room smelled so bad this morning. I think I'll get him back with the good ol' poo butter.

2: Bro slow down what's The Destructo Disk?

1: You know? When someone takes a frozen plate of piss and let's it warm up in your room?

by in_an_unmarked_grave June 3, 2021

mutually assured destruction

The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.

Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.

During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction

by Sparky August 30, 2003