toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005

african dessert

If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.

That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.

by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006

Dregs on legs

The mental and physical state of someone who has partied beyond a three day binge. Still have two feet and a heart-beat, but on the brink of being a walking medical miracle. Stinky, pale, possibly wearing their shirt inside out. Unfit for society.

Tones:' (RING RING!)
Dino: 'Sarrrrrrr (ahem) rrrrp?! Farrrk i'm farrrrked.. hah, fark.. SPent all weekend trying to get up to my nuts in some chics guts but now i'm just filthy flesh vessel of toxic pustules'
Tones: 'Farrhark, you sound like dregs on legs, mate'

by prisms April 12, 2012

Cookie Dessert

You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.

Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?

by BiggusDickus1 August 23, 2016

Pull a Dresden

V. 1. When one burns down a building

2. Causing a global war

3. To insult demigods

Jack try and not pull a Dresden this time when you house sit for me. My home owners insurance is to high already.

by Drjekel December 28, 2013

dessya

A very cute ass girl with a big attitude, she eats non stop and stay skinny ;) gives good head.

Dessya is eating all the food.

by highkey dank 788 March 14, 2017

dessert

the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner...sex

The night was almost complete, all it needed was little dessert upstairs.

by tomshray August 4, 2009