Colon Crockpot

The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"

If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!

by Ferenczy June 7, 2016

CLONE EFFECT

also known as CE...its a phenomenon when two humans, daisey and bo are put together....exactly alike...super sexy....super hot...super sizzling...too super for you to handle you big beef jerky!!

the clone effect is like your mom and dad fucking each other but a million times more outrageous

by mistress of gRar January 19, 2003

calone

A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".

Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Three Colon

Word version of a mustache face. 3:
Used when representing someone who has a mustache.

Dude, this guy had an awesome mustache! 3: Three Colon

by MegaDude101 October 26, 2011

Colon Three

:3 represents two arms covering the mouth, as in, "I'm playfully hiding from what I said.." It is both confidence and submission to the audience.

"we should hang out tomorrow :3" implies that the comment was playful and not completely serious.

hot pic :3 (colon three)

by kujua June 22, 2011

baker clone

A fashion trend, exclusive to skateboarding, that consists of skin tight jeans (usually made by the company krew) and emerica or vans shoes; related indirectly to the Emo, Punk Rock subculture.

"Holy Shit, look at his awesome Krew AR's!"

"Dude your such a Baker Clone"

by shawn havili January 5, 2006

Clonos

Super robot clones sent from the future to dance and destroy.

Wait Wolf you're down with clonos?!?!?

by nodepression March 20, 2010