Cuffem

A chopped monkey who suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, tire neck, chalk lips and peels like a reptilian

Wdaw: Bro he's built like CUFFEM,

bizcuit: yea he's such a CUFFEM.

by SneepSyndrome June 3, 2025

curfuffle foundation

When a Persian opens their bum to start world takeover. When blond Frenchmen offer buttex to Persian shmales for occult knowledge and get about 79% of that shit.

Tōkōwā destroyed the shit from the curfuffle foundation and the male or female buttholes running it for Saudi Arabia.

by sinrlifemattrs September 10, 2025

Curfucked

Curfucked = The feeling one gets when the curfuffle fog lifts and they experience a waive of anxious clarity.

When he realized all of his bank accounts had been swept to zero by his Ex , he knew he was curfucked.

When her external back up drive crashed, and she realized she had been using it as her primary data storage, she realized she was curfucked. Back up means back up.

by Ronnie J. Nelly January 5, 2026

Wet Cuff

A woman's public hair soaked in giz.

The result of having porn or catholic (withdraw method) style sex.

Masculine:
"I wet cuffed her for the money shot"

Feminine:
"We weren't using any contraception, so I ended up with a wet cuff"

by Littleblueys January 20, 2009

dusty cuff

the act of fisting a woman with a dry or old vagina.

Dude last night i dusty cuffed your grandma

by dwight k schruter January 14, 2009

Four-cuffer

If an officer puts cuffs on you and you have one set on, that makes you a one-cuffer. When you are too "large" for one pair of cuffs, you become a two-cuffer and so on....

Damn that fat @$$ is a Four-cuffer!!!!

by Panelopee Poopnpeeshake April 2, 2009

pledge cuffs

rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility

Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.

by sjrm19 July 28, 2011