Arm Candy Request

1. A superficial request that solicits a sexually attractive person to accompany another in public, because they are attractive. Not because they are intelligent or having a relationship. (See Escort) Usually developing from conflict between the desire to be noticed and the fear of being humiliated. (See Inferiority Complex).

2. A social invitation to "lock" arms with someone more desirable in order to enhance financial and sexual appeal. (Social desirability) (See Social Proof)

Wealthy elderly men request young “arm candy” to deny the passing years. (See Prostitute)

Mandy Pandy: "Shauna, you got an arm candy request from Samuel today this Saturday to his ex's birthday... I already confirmed you ;)"

by WiseCookie February 11, 2019

Queen of Candyland

The magic feel good fairy that lives under your desk and appears randomly and has a great fondness of lollipops. ;) And being the Queen, she has a particularly good technique.

"Oh my god, today was such a great day at work because the Queen of Candyland paid me a visit that I won't forget."

by Lpqoc October 3, 2008

easy as candy

1.) A combination of the commonly used phrases "easy as pie" and "like stealing candy from a baby"

2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise

(waiting in a VERY long line to get concert tickets, but two friends make it to the front in under a minute)

Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...

by MiZuNdRsTuD December 5, 2010

candy

A delicious, sugary object that tastes good. Your mother never lets you eat it in the morning, before lunch, never if you don't eat a good lunch, before supper, and NEVER before bed. Yet somehow American children eat several tons (2,000 pounds multiplied several times) of it each year.

Jimmy: I totally wanna lick that lollipop... No homo
Jim-Bob: No get your own candy!

by darkshadow29 February 1, 2010

Candy licker

Slang term for a male who performs oral sex on females

My big brother is a candy licker.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

Cindy Sheehan

A moronic lady who has no clue what politics are and is using the death of her own son as a publicity stunt. Learn to understand politics before you open your mouth. Before her son joined the military, she encouraged the course he planned for his future, so in reality, she is to blame for the death of her son, not the president.

Wow, has anyone seen this Cindy Sheehan character on the news being a total twat?

by Matthew Klaman September 9, 2005

Eye Candy

Something that is incredibly pleasing to the eye.

Something that you just can't stop staring at.

I only watch football for the eye candy.

by MadMadMadx July 10, 2008