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Louisiana Spicy Chili 

a sex act so depraved and vile, you would only see it on urban dictionary
for couples looking to enhance their sex life because normal sex just doesnt do it anymore
when one partner lays down with her ass/ vagina spread open, and the other partner takes an uncapped water bottle filled with chili and jams it up her orifice, then he squeezes out the substance inside of her. then they have sex using that orifice and then the guy cums inside and they change positions to where that the woman's ass/ vagina is on the guys mouth, and then the women presses out the vile substance into the man's mouth, and then they french kiss until its all gone.
i was hungry and wondering where the all the chili was, but then i soon discovered my roomate was doing the Louisiana Spicy Chili with his girlfriend. i almost puked out of my ass because it was so nasty.

texas chili pepper 

Smearing hot sauce all over your penis and fucking the girl up the ass
I think its the hottest thing in the world when i give a texas chili pepper, it really burns my dick
texas chili pepper by tall heater January 20, 2009

trouser chili 

The act of blowing mud in ones pants,slacks or jeans.
Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store
trouser chili by Scott311 June 15, 2007

mexican chili bowl 

When one person pours hot sauce into another person's asshole with intentions to harm them.
He gave me a mexican chili bowl, my ass has been burning for the past 3 hours.

dead cat chili 

Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.
Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!
dead cat chili by MITB September 29, 2006

Idaho Chili-Dog 

1. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is the result of some Male Correctional Facility "love" within a restroom stall right after the receiver finishes moving his bowels.

2. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is a result of anal sex after the female has finished taking a dump (preferably before she wipes) or before she has time to clean her anal area.
Dennis got a nasty Idaho Chili-Dog after his cell mate had diarreah.

I was so horny I fucked her in the ass before she had time to wash, and wound up with an Idaho Chili-Dog.