Definitions by Scott311

trouser chili 

The act of blowing mud in ones pants,slacks or jeans.

Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store

trouser chili by Scott311 June 15, 2007

pittsburg platter 

squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.

I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.

pittsburg platter by Scott311 July 18, 2006