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Brandon

I am a brandon I come from foster care I was in foster care. Form the age of 7 to 13 my dad died when I was 2 and have been abused many different ways I am 6.2 pretty buff average in looks and good with cars and a good Carpenter I am 16 now and still happy despite all I went through and have made a couple mistakes but still ok
That brandon
by Thatkid990 February 5, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the coolest guy on the planet! He knows all things and loves being active. He’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and means every word he says so ya better believe it! He stands tall and prideful but not in a pompous way, rather he exudes confidence in such an elegant manner and will make you feel like you are the only person in the world with him. Brandon will love you like no other man can show you love. If you meet a Brandon, latch on like a tic on a dog because you’ll miss out on all of the beautiful adventures you will go on with him if you don’t.
Girl 1: “hey, is that Brandon over there?”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”
by Sweet buns of steel February 5, 2018
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Brandon

Why are you talking so much you must be pulling a brandon
by awilddoggo July 31, 2019
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Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.
Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.
by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.
Can someone tell Brandon to stfu
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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Brandon

He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.
Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.
by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020
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Brandon

A manipulative, stupid, and dirty fuckboy who’s probably gay.
Bella: Did you guys see Brandon today?

Peter: Yeah! He just fucked some chick in the locker room.
Bella: Wow. What a manwhore.
by PineappleChicken December 30, 2018
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