i pwn the internet

owning the world wide web

i pwn the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by Jen September 9, 2004

i can't take it anymore!

exclamtion used by those caught up in something unbearable.

After three hours of listening to the chemistry teacher's lecture on the nature of farts, a student cried out, "I can't take it anymore!"

by Al Gebra January 5, 2010

i r da best

Something you say after you do something poorly or stupid.

Usually used on the internet.

Bob: I got an F on the test
Joe: I got an A
Bob: I r da best
Joe: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

by sexyawesome March 23, 2009

I like your jeans

is basically a subtle way to tell someone they are hot. unless you actually do like their jeans, that's okay too.

Girl: I like your jeans.
Guy: Thanks. ;D
Girl: **SWOON**

by Imetaguyatjellsparkandhewashot February 21, 2010

because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).

Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.

by phi December 5, 2004

I-told-you-sorgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.

Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.

by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009

i mean come on man

based off phrases from not only South Park but Spaceballs as well.

I mean, come on man. You fell for the oldest trick in the book. I can not believe you!

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003