Penis

Something small that you have

Jenna: wow your penis is SO small
Peter: shut the fuck up

by Aiden6000 July 22, 2022

penis

a man's dick
a dick can make someone's right arm extremely buff

"hey did you see how he faps"
"yeah he puts his penis in a glove"

by fuckwad94 July 22, 2022

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.

Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?

by That ass July 22, 2022

Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

penis

penis? the thing i jerk off to grandmas.

i just jacked off my big penis

by zalismommy July 24, 2022

Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.

"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by anonymous July 24, 2022

PENIS

your mom's lunch. Also male genitalia if your IQ is room temperature.

"damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by Busbusgus July 24, 2022