by Blargler May 26, 2025
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by Johnith30th June 10, 2025
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by lorenzobunny26 June 17, 2025
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—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).
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by KiidBro July 1, 2025
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Last night I gave my boyfriend a leprechaun blowjob and he exclaimed "You just sham-rocked my world!"
by Ginger Tiger January 30, 2026
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