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Definitions by Johnith30th

Minnesota Blowdryer 

The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contactno hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.
“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”

“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”

“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”

Yunkinus 

When a woman who is below five foot seven inches wears clothing meant for a bigger person, the clothing in turn looks baggy and bunched up
Wow she is really yunkinus with that outfit on
Yunkinus by Johnith30th March 24, 2024
A Pookula is the term referring the pipe between a man's ass and his urethra
Damn homie, my Pookula be kinda hurting
Pookula by Johnith30th April 17, 2023