Clean Mean

One of the few things a wife can do or be to keep her husband happy when he returns home from work.

I wanna come home to a clean mean, hot pussy, wet house. Is that too much to ask?

by DrabeyDray May 5, 2010

neat and clean

A girl who can give a clean and non messy cum shot/orgasm.

Yeah man, Kristine is neat and clean in bed.

by djhdanman April 22, 2016

cleaning rape

the act of being forced to clean against ones will.

Person 1: (crying) I was forced to wash dishes, do laundry, clean the bathroom, mop and vacuum!

Person 2: Its ok, it's not your fault.

Person 1: I was cleaning raped!

by underarmourfixated August 19, 2011

clean sock

A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).

"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"

"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

clean slate

when one's pubic region made totally bald

I am going clean slate from now on, or for at least the next to days when it starts to grow back.

by CaptJack January 12, 2008

clean fun

Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.

Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

Cleaning The Toilet

To masturbate.

Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"

by prettyfunnyhuh??? August 20, 2013