3 definitions by DDealer
A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).
"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"
"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."
"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."
by DDealer February 10, 2008
by DDealer February 10, 2008
"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"
"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."
"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."
by DDealer February 10, 2008