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A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).
"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"

"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."
by DDealer February 10, 2008
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