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Honey Fucker 

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a person who has an colored spray tan. They are known to be insecure and/or desperate beyond all belief. The women with the tan, however are just as insecure and desperate as the male. Side effects include orange dick, honey glaze or honey hands.
Dude...your such a honey fucker. That chick looked like a fucking carrot. You need to raise your standards bra
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Honey Hole 

A cement tank filled with human feces, where it ferments until a Honey Wagon comes and sucks it clean
-Uh oh
-What?
-I think we just dug into a honey hole
-Quick! scatter
Honey Hole by Steam April 23, 2008

honey dip 

A Wifey , The Main Girl In Your Life ; Nice Body Pretty Face . Fucking Gorgeous
See that girl right there?
Yea..
Thats my honey dip, shes my one and only.
honey dip by xDRxMsAcexPRx May 9, 2010

Honey Dick

When a cock starts dripping sweet-and-sour sauce out of the mushroom tip. An STD that is caused by having sex with a woman who has had a dirty cock bust a nut inside her sugar walls.
Bob: "Man, that sex last night was great but my cock has started leaking all kinds of sauce."
Kevin: "Man, you got yourself some of that HONEY DICK!"
Honey Dick by SaucyWonder August 28, 2013

Honey Dippin'

Marsha has had so many boyfriends, I think she is honey dippin'.
Honey Dippin' by Keyclubgirl05 August 6, 2006

Honey Baked Ham 

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.
After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.
Honey Baked Ham by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

honey mustard 

When someone believes something happened one way but something entirely different actually took place.
"Don't you honey mustard me! You used to love sushi!"

"That is not how it happened, stop honey mustarding"

"If you honey mustard this I want you to know I have the pics to prove it."
honey mustard by Locus117 April 7, 2013