fart master

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.

Fall before the might of the fart master!!

by Hans Hansington December 22, 2007

Fart Huffer

One who enjoys smelling farts, either self-flatulated or those originated from another man or animal. Fart huffing typically involves a series of deep and aggressive inhalation cycles, sometimes aided by a cupping motion of the palm, fanning the fart from the asshole to the nose.

I was amazed to see Jimmy huffing his dog's silent farts. He huffed as if posessed, and it made me sick to my stomach. I guess Jimmy is a real fart huffer.

by The Boney July 27, 2006

Fart-Start

When one has trouble urinating and then farts to jump start the urine stream

Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.

by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012

Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

fart jump

The act of flaggelating while leaping in the air.

Man, did you see Will fart jump in Chris' face this morning during our run?

by ElJeepo December 8, 2015

Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."

"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"

by O2L January 8, 2016

fart nap

When you are relaxing during a nice nap and let out some gas.

I was so hungover I just wanted to leave work and take a nice fart nap on the couch.

by Edfoo August 17, 2016