by Nurse H.H. Chilada September 01, 2008
A pseudo doctor of psychology. He doesn't have any doctorate... That's why he's called Dr. Phil and not Dr. McGraw. He can't legally call himself Dr. McGraw... He ain't a doctor. Anyway, he has a show that exploits people with mental and emotional issues, while disguising it's self as a show that helps them.
by A great mind... October 18, 2020
Dr. Phil is a complex form of conciousness that exists at the middle rim of the observable universe, although it can be used in everyday sentences. But worry not, Dr. Phil is a peaceful force, so it won't mind
by Richiebitche March 12, 2018
An absolute chad.
"Dr. Phil time! Dr. Phil time! aaaAAAAAAaaAAAaAAAAAa"
by d.olphin man September 06, 2019
The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.
Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!
Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.
Guy 1: Well shit!
Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.
Guy 1: Well shit!
by Bromancuh52 December 29, 2011
What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author
What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.
What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021
by Bitter bucket June 05, 2022