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Circle Jerk

Someone who is being a genuine douchebag on Google+. They can either be making a bunch of really stupid updates, making rude comments on your posts, or +1ing updates about your grandmother dying.
Person 1: Dude, can you believe what Mark posted on Google+ last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, he was being such a Circle Jerk.

Person 1: I posted, "RIP Love you grandma," on my Google+ last night and Mark +1'd it.
Person 2: He thinks he's so funny, but really he's just a Circle Jerk.
by sillyrob July 12, 2011
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Circle Nihilism

Circle Nihilism (CH) is an experimental music project.

Music varries, and amoungs it's genres you may find: punk, deathrock, industial, ambient, metal, grindcore, hardcore punk, indy, instrumental, post punk and other.

The project belongs to George the raven (the frontman and only member), and exists since 2009.

Lyrical themes are: ecology, capitalism, anarchy, nihilism, nature's beauty, human mental problems (dissorders), political manipulation, (anti)globalism.
a: Hey, have you heard that Circle Nihilism're making their 6-th album?
b: Yeah!
by pseudo british April 6, 2010
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Circle of Yelling

Your boss yells at you so you go home and yell at your wife. Your wife is a teacher who yells at her student. That student is the child of your boss so because of being yelled at throws a temper tantrum at home which aggravates your boss who started the circle by yelling at you. It continues to repeat creating the circle.

From Barney on "How I Met Your Mother"
You can justify yelling at someone if you were yelled at by referring to the circle of yelling.
by KitKat83 December 7, 2010
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Cortlend

A being seemingly close to being Godlike with many of its features notably its reproductive organs in which tend to be the very same as God's himself.
Alot of theologists tend to argue the birthplace of such a being but it has still remained a mystery since the beginning of time.
It tends to be in a very broad and muscular shape with a very attractive charm and looks to the opposing sex.
For reasons beyond explanation there is not much else known about such people and is all that is known.
Person 1: "Have you ever felt such a Godlike presence"
Person 2: "I feel that too, But what living thing could have such a thing?"
Person 1:" It has to be a Cortlend, Although i always thought that was a myth"
by PeppermintSloth December 12, 2010
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Circle-Face

When someone tells you something you have absolutely no interest in and in expressing your lack of caring you circle your face with your finger to show you've made no change in emotion.
Person 1: I bought a new Car Today!!!!!
Person 2: That's awesome! (sarcastically whilst performing a circle-face)
by ImmortalSwag April 2, 2011
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Circle Jerk

A circle jerk is the abrupt, jerking stop after pulling the handbrake while doing doughnuts in a car.
I got Whiplash from that circle jerk
by moonlight rose May 12, 2015
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circle

A dumb fucktard, stupid enough to post videos of himself fondling with ugly bats. A circle really loves his bat. He is sure he loves her...or him. The latest time a circle can be up is ten past twelve. A circle would generally visit his gong/bat in sandals ,looking like a chodu. A circle generally predicts his love life 10 years in advance, but lol breaks up after 10 days.
Don't be a fucking circle!
by Daddy loves you! August 12, 2016
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