Common Law Marriage

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.

That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.

by Bill December 6, 2004

common

Used by horsemen to describe a horse that is bad-tempered or recalcitrant. Slightly more perjurative than cow, with which it is sometimes combined.

Watch out that Sparky doesn't bite you -- he's such a common piece of crap.

by Foxsong January 18, 2004

low commodity

Something that has no real value in this world. Could be used in a variaty of casses, concerning women, men, drugs, prostitutes, people, ect...

That bitch is low commodity, she'll fuck and give u a rimmer for fun.

by Cordeiro May 13, 2005

10k commotion

Quite possibly one of the nerdiest online comics ever, about two groups of angsty kids that train to win a DDR tourney.
Yes, they take a Dance Dance Revolution tournament that seriously.
Called a manga by some, despite the fact that it's american-made.

10k commotion is one of the nerdiest things I've ever seen. The main character has a backpack with fairy wings.

by Oni-Unit July 3, 2005

Commons

It means whoever wrote spicy and niggers on the definition to commons is gonna get ducked up if they say some gay shit like that don't be a racist ass

Fuck you homo ads biffs you ain't know shit bout commons or niggas darker then you bitch ass

by Alex elias hernandez August 20, 2017

common sense

an urban legend from the days of old.

y'all ever heard of common sense? oh wait it's 2019 dab on them memers lmao jk kms hahahah 😩👌

by Get the fuck up February 9, 2019

Common sense

Even if you dont have a law degree, or a background in criminal justice, common sense tells you that it's unlikely somebody will still be breathing after their airway has been restricted for over 8 minutes. If you've been on a guys neck for a long time, you dont tend to forget his airway has been restricted by a lot of your body weight for a long time, especially not when he's reminding you by saying he can't breathe. 8 minutes is not 2 or 3 minutes, enough time has passed by 8 minutes that adrenaline has stabilized some, especially with an alleged suspect in handcuffs the entire time, and other officers there to assist you in keeping the alleged suspect restrained. The question you would think a family pressing for first degree murder would ask is not whether the death was intentional (since theres not really a way to unintentionally kneel on someone's neck for 8 minutes, 2 or 3 minutes or so might be unintentional if the alleged suspect still dies), but whether any of the actions of what came before the arrest were premeditated, such as the alleged counterfeiting call and what events lead up to the arrest.

First degree murder is premeditated, that's simple enough, not all murder is first degree. Running over an animal on the road is usually an example of unintentional death, it's an accident and usually accidents happen quickly (though there are people who would run one over and claim it was an accident, most of the time it is an accident). Spending 8 minutes taking a life isn't something you usually do by mistake though, that's all common sense.

by Solid Mantis June 3, 2020