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Carson is probably the best friends you could ever have. He always tries to make you happy and suceeds every time. He is one of the funniest people in world history and puts a smile on your face every day. He does get sad sometimes and when he is sad you really feel bad for him by trying to make him feel better and he is grateful. Carson is the kind of person you can spend hours talking too and never get bored even if they already know all of your secrets and you have shared every possible story that can possibly be shared. Never let Carson go because he will be your best friends for life.
Carson is probably the funniest guy I know.
I spent hours talking to Carson on the weekend.
Carson made me laugh so hard today.
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Carson Moment 

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?
Carson Moment by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021
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Carson Tichenor

An absolute unit who is so incredibly hot and is very good at anything he does. You want to be like a Carson Tichenor
Girl: did you see that new boy at school?
Other girl: yesss! He’s so much like a Carson Tichenor!

Carson Cafee 

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition
My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee
A beautiful, fun loving and incredibly smart human being with the eyes of an angel and a heart of gold.
Ciel: Dude did you see carson today?

Daniel: YE BRO SHE IS SOOO HOT!
Carson by Kanye feast May 6, 2021

Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
"You're a total Carson Weed"

CarsOnBluray2 

CarsOnBluray2 was the leader of “Cars Revolution” an army that lasted less than 1 month as Twittor sus-pended members of the group. He know dedicates himself to posting quality videos.
CarsOnBluray2 is so hot and post quality tweets wish I was him.