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Holy Bible

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.
by ThaParks December 16, 2021
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bible

an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.
Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!
by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021
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Vocal bible

by Bebe2017 December 24, 2021
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Bible

10 sheets of acid.

10 tabs is a strip 10 strips is a sheet.
— Why is Jake in the psychiatric ward?

— He ate a whole Bible
by Aarrowassassin April 20, 2022
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Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film
I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”
by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021
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Bibled

The ejaculation of sperm into a book of any kind with the originating book being a Bible.
Ryan I Bibled your book.
by stan_2019 March 10, 2022
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Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.
Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.
by stan_2019 March 10, 2022
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